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{"type":"general","setup":"How do locomotives know where they're going?","punchline":"Lots of training","id":119}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the 0 say to the 8?","punchline":"Nice belt.","id":165}

{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?","punchline":"Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.","id":111}

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