{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"fact":"Foods that should not be given to cats include onions, garlic, green tomatoes, raw potatoes, chocolate, grapes, and raisins. Though milk is not toxic, it can cause an upset stomach and gas. Tylenol and aspirin are extremely toxic to cats, as are many common houseplants. Feeding cats dog food or canned tuna that\u2019s for human consumption can cause malnutrition.","length":360}
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
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James Walter Kehoe was a U.S. Representative from Florida for one term from 1917 to 1919.
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}